What’s up, NERD? Have you ever JERKED OFF thinking about hitting on that GOTH chick you never had the balls to talk to?
Well, guess what? You still fucking can’t. Why? Just look between your legs, CUCKY.
So, instead of making a fool of yourself trying to get a real girl and getting HUMILIATED after being REJECTED for being a SISSY, you might as well sit your sorry ass down, grab some tissues, and play this game.
WARNING: GAME FEATURES HEAVY CUCKING.
(It’s just a game, don’t take it personally.)